liverpoolrocks

2005-12-31T15:05:00.000+08:00

omg. my blog is like going to be like surya's blog la.totally stagnant. but who cares la.

anyway liverpool rocks!! 9 games won in a row..to all mancs fans,the mighty king of the kop is back!!

2005-12-08T22:05:00.000+08:00

i read this at the liverpool forum. so funny.

Is this the real life
is it just fantasy
Crashed out of Europe
Can't escape Mediocraty

open your eyes look down on the pitch and see
We're just a poor side
undeserving of sympathy

because he's chewing gum, a little slow
little skill, little show

anyway the score goes, doesn't really matter to us, to us

Gaffa just missed the goal
Put the ball against my foot
kicked it over by 10 foot

Gaffa the match had just begun
but now we've gone and thrown it all away

Gaffa oooooh didn't mean to make you cryi
f you're not here again this time tommorow
we'll carry on carry on, cause money's all that matters

Too late our time has come
we have got yellow spines
and we're losing all the time

Goodbye everybody we've got to go
got to leave and catch the plane becuase we're out

Gaffa oooohh our end it seems is nigh
it sometimes seems we didn't deserve it at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Glazier Glazierhas he skinned us for our money
Stevie G and Carra very very frightning me

Dirty Keano Dirty Keano
Dirty Keano had to go

Tragicooooooooooo

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
he's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from his monstrocity

Rio's poor, looks a site, time to let him go

Van Nistleroe he looks just like a horse (Like horse
Van Nistleroe, He looks just like horse (like a horse, looks just like a horse (like horse)

Like a hooooooorse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse, horse,

oh Glazier, Glazier thank you for buying them
Bealzibub have the devils got a side today

SO you think you can hoof it, for fat rooney
So you think that Ronaldo, will save you the day
ooohhhh manu, its so funny manu

you've just gotta crash out, just gotta crash out of here
Nothing really matters, its just about money nothing really matters its all about the money

lol. and then they were like writing wad wil the players be if they were not footballers.

van nisterooly-jockey
scholes-undertaker
rooney-virgin
ronaldo-diving instructer

LOL

2005-11-28T19:57:00.000+08:00

omg. we were so superb against nigel friends. they didnt even stand a chance against us from the start.it was a total walkover. first, we thrashed them 10-1, later 10-0 and then we defeated them in a penalty shootout. and we won seventeen dollars. one of their players still denied that they say the bet was 15 dollars. anyway, we were playing some devastating stuff. our football is out of the world. and, adriel is at his clinical best, nigel ram also killed one person, edgar was defending as if his life depended on it, he was like a rock in the defence and nothing could get past him. as for me, i was producing saves after saves showing cat-like reflexes along the way.we should have recorded down the match. it will really make you drool. we were walking them off the park. our class was shone through the entire match.

maybe we should go and try playing in the english premierleague. we can even beat the like of manchester united , liverpool, chelsea, arsenal, newcastle, blah blah blah.

all hail the future of singapore soccer stars, we will bring the world cup back in the next competition.

2005-11-26T22:10:00.000+08:00

the past few days have been a routine. waking up at 10 plus, and play fm, so bored. anyway, i am getting damn excited, i going to edgar house to stay tom. nigel, edgar, kai xiang, adriel, jordon and me will be playing soccer with nigel firends on monday. we are playing money and every goal we score is worth a dollar. that's like omg. never mind, we will stuff their asses and teach them the art of football. therefore, we will be training tommorow. everyone, send us your blessings. lol.

o ya, i have just created a betting company, anyone who is interested to make any soccer bets with me, then contact me. i am taking bets of a dollar.

L-loyalty
F-faith
C-champions of europe

LIVERPOOL ROCKS.

2005-11-17T20:02:00.000+08:00

just came back from the chalet. it was quite okay. but did not have rest at all. well, here are the highlights of the chalet..

-kx diverting his phone call to hazel and surya called hazel instead
-blackjack and crap bets
-me cheating in the blackjack.
-barney
-the satellite thingy
-me holding jordon's hand
-crap ghost stories.
-wh blessing the cards nonsense (totally useless)
-my magnificent comeback from 2-0 to bacome 3-2
-nigel and wh are supposed to kiss tat
-ying ying owing me a macflurrey
-jon betting with me that spain and norway will win.
-jon's reaction whenever spain missed a chance.
-jon's reaction when slovakia scored.( aiya, "i dont believe that spain will lose to noobs)
-nig hyperactivness even when he went 2 days without sleeping.
-barney giving me good luck in the blackjack.
-me tapping jod tapz card on that stupid basketball game.
-bahrain players trying to assualt the referee.
-cockroach soccer

anyway, i am going to 3e5 next year. same class with calvin, yu chao and jie ying.

2005-11-14T10:06:00.000+08:00

i havent posted for the past 3 days and edgar keep bugging me to post. anyway, on saturday, i went to the escape with my cousins. then later when we were queing up to go into the haunted house, then there were a bunch of girls in front of us. then i told her no cutting of queues. then she said. who is the who cut queue. wth. then we started arguing. the girl is only like pri 2 or 3, and she keep trying to outsmart me with some profound english. but sadly, how many years of education did she have? maybe 4 or 5 including kindergarden. then later we went into the haunted house with the girls. they were screaming like hell and i just continuing walking and heck care. then i ask the girl turn behind and said there is smth behind her. when she turned back, i just booed her. then she screamed like hell. =)

that's wad going to happen if anyone challenges me. =)

anyway i went to malaysia yesterday and i bought a liverpool jersey. but i it so big. now i want their european home shirt jersey and their away jersey.

and yes, spain thrashed slovakia 5-1, GARCIA SCORED A HAT-TRICK. and morientes scored anyother one. the scoreboard should just read liverpool 4 slovakia 1. =)

2005-11-10T19:30:00.000+08:00

today i woke up very early to play fm. then i keep losing and can't be bothered to play le. then went on to play striker of the month. i got 80k and then miss the damned penalty.

around 12.30, i left my house to meet jie cai and nigel at ang mo kio mrt station. then on the way on the 133 bus, the driver was swerving right and left and right. i tmade me so damn dizzy. i have phobia for taking bus already. then i saw jie cai and nigel. i arrived late by 10 minutes. then boon bin came to the station too. we went to the street soccer court to play soccer. then adriel smsed me and told me he lost his way. he took the wrong direction for the bus. so crap.

we waited for ages for adriel to come. when he finally arrived, we went macdonald's to buy drinks. then i started spraying ice at ppl. lol. then i took one of boon bin fries, and mashed it into small pieces. then i went to spray it at an old lady's hair. lol. the fries are so damn disgusting la. then her granddaughter went to complain to the person at the counter. of course we ran away.

then we went to play soccer for a while at the street soccer court. i and jie cai were in one team while nigel, adriel and boon bin were in the other. well, we still won 11-3. =). after that, a bunch of 3 ppl came, they challenged us. then i join their team. it started raining and we went o the void deck to play. then they took boon bin into their team. as boon bin was wearing a chelsea shorts at that time, the told boon bin:" hey chelsea, come here." lol.

we started playing then. they were playing ok intially. as the match was getting a bit boring, i went to say:"aiya, they so lousy, cannot even score a damn goal." they started to get so pissed and they played so damn violently. we also play rough with them back. it was the first time i am playing such a violent game. they started ramming. then nigel was so pissed and blasted the ball at them. but i didn't hit them. finally, i broke my leg and we stopped playing. sigh.

2005-11-09T19:35:00.000+08:00

well, today is such a fun day. i woke up at around 9 am. i went online to check the sports news. well, nothing much soccer news today other then bolton beating spurs 1-0 with kevin nolan scoring. well, jestrovic was also banned for 3 matches for racially abusing sissoko. wonder what he said.

after that went to meet kx, surya, jon, wh, char, ah ma and jie ying. well, i was first to reach there and i went to popular to read some books about soccer. well, i found out that liverpool won the title 18 times while manure only won it fifteen times.

then kx and surya came along. we waited the rest to come. and then kx was reading the newpaper while i was just walking around. then there was white discharge coming out from surya's nipple. XDafter that, i saw someone zao geng, you will definately know who the person is, and i will definately know it too. i saw the person's breast. that person wasn't wearing a bra. that person is also very cute and chubby. you might think that the person is surya but it is not. you will find out the answer at the end of the post.

and the entrance fee is so damn ex. it is like 9+ per person. and it was excluding the skates. it was really so damn ex. but it was quite fun. at first i didn't even know how to ice skate and have to hold on the railing. after a while, i got the hang of it already can skate without the railing. there are so many ice-skating pros there. they are really so damn pro. they can spin and spin.

later in that day, there were some ice-skating lessons and there was one part of rink was blocked. then the char is so damn humji and dont dare to skate without holding onto the railing. so i have to help her over. then surya just skated past us and i just whacked his breast. and char felled too. i really can't stand how humji she is. when i let go of my hand, then i and kx say 1,2,3. then she screamed so loudly. then we said chelsea, wigan, bolton. they are first second and third in the league. then when there was once i let go, she started screaming and then grabbed my hand so damn tightly. then blood cannot flow through that part of the hand. therefore, i have to amputate it.

after that i lost my wallet. i was so damn sad. then we went to take a photo and then went to macdonald's to eat. well, as we walked to the mrt station, some ppl were just giving out fliers. we took a pile and distributed them also. XD at the mrt station, kx returned me my wallet. what an ass. i also made a vow that i will go into the triple science course. otherwise i have to pay wh $100. wad nonsense.

the person who zao geng was me. XD

2005-11-07T21:50:00.000+08:00

manure 1 chelseascum 0. well, congrats to manure. they were better then chel$ki altough i seriously think that fletcher's goal was a lucky one. from the position he is in, you knew he definately wan't going for goal. well, manure still suck.

and no way these overpaid show ponies would win the title. the should change their stadium name to old toilet instead. and it isn't the theartre of dreams anymore. it should be called the theatre of shattered dreams. =)

L-loyalty

F-faith

C-champions of europe

go chelsea go

2005-11-06T19:12:00.000+08:00

today's the big match between chel$ki and manure. go chelsea, go stuff their asses. go robben, terry, lampard, cech, drogba and mourinho, go on and beat the manure scum. then kx and ying can finally shut their mouths up.

and also, ying ying has eleven hair clips on her hair. anyway, she is not a true manure fan at all, the omly player she knows is van nisterooly. and edgar likes to draw her attention alot. well, liverpool beat villa 2-0 and she is so sad. but manure still suck. long live the mighty king of the kop. make the pathetic glory hunters of manure be relegated and go into adminstration. eighteen league titles and five european cups. that's what you call greatness.

i will also be rooting for togo to win the world cup. they will definately win it like how greece won euro 2004. that's all for today. go chelsea go!! whack manure and they can complain that their own pitch is so bad.

and pls take note. i am not a chelsea supporter. i am a true liverpool fan. i just hate the manure scum.

yours sincerly,
gideon

jay's album

2005-11-06T01:54:00.000+08:00

heyheyhey...edgar here...today,we went to yew tee to meet fang hua to play soccer den he stormed home.i wonder y...later we went to play soccer,but even at a severe disadvantage,we won 12-7 amazing rite.

den we went to see gid's history teacher perform at ang mo kio...there i met ruey lin hu was really short but not as short as ying ying.anyway i could see dat she was really piss wif my lame jokes...after dat we went to watch liverpool vs villa and it look like liverpool was going to lose until they score a penalty and alonso strile 6 min b4 full time put a icing on the cake....

seeya in 1 week time...waitin for my jay chou album from ruoying

liverpool 2 aston villa 0

2005-11-06T00:45:00.000+08:00

this is my very first blog, and in the morning i woke up at 11. i went to edgar house to stay. after that was battlefield all the way and then nigel, edgar, kai xiang, boon bin and me went to play soccer. we were already injured went we came into the match. Edgar got 2 blisters the size of usa on both legs and i broke my toe nail. and sadly i and edgar thrashed kx and gang by 6 goals (sorry kx). Later, edgar, nigel and i went to watch mr quek concert. well done.

later, we went to watch soccer excluding nigel. we went to some ang mo kio coffee shop to watch. By then the score was 0-0. and kx and yy were very happy. but sadly, maybe it was god's will, liverpool got a penalty thanks to the beanpole crouch. and they scored in the 84th minute. and alonso also scored thanks to some brilliant goalkeeping by sorensen. and kx was saying that it wasnt a penalty at all for the first goal and the second goal crouch fouled a player. that shows how pathetic some man u fans can be.